Kisah di Jeti Kuah Langkawi
Ada dua orang jejaka tampan (backpackers) sedang bercakap-cakap dengan seorang penduduk tempatan. Pemandu pelancong barangkali sebab sebelum itu ditanyanya sama ada aku ingin menyewa kereta dia atau tidak.
Mat Saleh: Please bring us to a hotel or resort, you choose. We do not want room with air conditions.
Pemandu Pelancong : I know the place. Near Chenang Beach. It is ok for you?
Mat Saleh : We'll love it. We are hungry right now, can you bring us to eat. We do not want burger, fries, steak, we dont want that. Local food only.
Pemandu Pelancong : Sure, sure (sambil mengisi beg-beg di dalam kereta). Don't you want to sit in front? (sebab dilihatnya, kedua-dua orang tu membuka pintu bahagian belakang)
Mat Saleh : No no. We both want to sit at the back. We love to touch each other.
Aku yang mendengar pon tergelak. Sampai sekarang teringat-ingat. hehehe