Gaji oh gaji

Ye ye, gaji sudah masuk. Mari kita tepuk tangan.

Haish, tadah tangan berdoa lagi bagus.

Ohh, insaf sekejap.

Gaji - loan kereta - loan PTPTN - duit untuk mak - duit untuk tol - duit untuk petrol - duit untuk simpan = RM0.0

Duit untuk joli? RM0.0

Takpelah, bersyukurlah.

Jumpe Zed Zaidi berlakon kt bawah opis nih ha.

Kalo balik bagitau Ikin, sure kene gelak.

Selamat harijadi Alongku

Hari nih birthday abang aku.

Happy birthday Along. Moga murah rezekimu dan jumpa gadis yang berkenan di matamu dan Mak hihihihii.

Nama

Cuti lepas, balik ke kampung. Jumpa dengan sepupu baru. Namanya Dania Qistina. Amboi nama budak-budak zaman sekarang ni. Moden.

Kata Atok, patutnya dinamakan Habibah, sebab lahir ketika bah besar. Heh.

 

Ni kucing atok. Panjang umurnya, nasib baik tak mati masa banjir hari tu. Duduk menyelamatkan diri di alang rumah.

Nama kucing atok ni Wawa.

Eh, kan kucing jantan, kenapa dipanggil wawa.

Sebab atok ambil kucing ni di Kampung Parit Jawa

Pandai betul Atok bagi nama.

Bye bye Bonus

Dalam meeting room...

I'll talk to Susan about this and make sure you get more work to do.

Ok. Thank you.

Err, Andy, what about the bonus entitled for January?

Huwaaa, tapi tanya dalam hati je la. Tak terluah dek kata-kata.

Macam macam

Tengah makan, tiba-tiba...

"Mummy, she pull out my feathers"

Huh, budak nih ada feathers ke?

Toleh ke arah suara menangis tu. Oh, maybe dia refer adik dia cabut bulu roma.

 

Cerita Semalam

Office blackout jam 11.20 a.m. Rupanya bil tertunggak tidak berbayar. Apalah nak jadi.

Cerita Hari Ini

Hari ni genaplah umurku 25 tahun.

Ya Allah ya tuhanku, ku pohon kurniakanlah rezeki yang murah lagi berkat untukku, kesihatan yang baik, dan berkatilah umurku. Ya Allah, permudahkanlah jodohku dan jalan untuk aku masuk ke syurgaMu. Aminn.

 

Email reply

From: Faizah Ahmad
To: Andy Brown
Subject: Hi

Andy,
Happy birthday.

Regards,

Faizah


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From: Andrew Brown
To: Faizah Ahmad
Subject: Re: Hi

Thanks

Andy

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Huwaaa, takut woo aku nak tanya pasal bonus. Aduh boss, lupa ke?

Orang malas

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

No.
Explanations.

Not as easy as you might think...

1. Yourself:
Quiet

3. Your hair?
Black.

4. Your mother:
Chef

5. Your Father:
Heaven

6. Your Favorite Item:
$

7. Your dream last night:
None

8. Your Favorite drink:
Cofee

9. Your Dream Car:
Honda

10. The room you are in:
Boring

11. Your favorite color:
All

12. Your fear:
Heart-broken

13. What you want to be in 10 years:
Boss

14. Who you hung out with last night?
Family

15. What You're Not?
Busy

16. Muffin:
Chocolate

17. One of Your Wish List Items:
Ring

18. Time
Fast

19. The Last Thing You Did:
SMSing

20. What You Are Wearing:
Watch

21. Your Favorite Season:
Winter

22. Your Favorite Book:
None

23. The last thing you ate:
Biscuits

24. Your Life?
Happy

25. Your Mood?
Love

26. Your best friend:
Many

27. What are you thinking about right
now?
Future

29. What are you doing at the moment?
Typing

30. Your holidays:
Home

32. What is on your tv?
Nothing

34. What do you think about someone you
like?
Honesty

Malas

Tengah malas nak update blog.

heheh.  

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Aku ingat nak tulis email kat boss. Ok tak kalau send email macam di bawah ni?

Dear Andy,

Happy birthday!!!

How about my bonus?

Regards,

Faizah